Dear Mr. Imhofe. . .

While I appreciate your obsessive “fascination” with Iranian oil reserves, directional drilling, and fracking, a word of caution. If y’all burn all that oil, you’re children and grandchildren are gonna die along with the rest of the complex lifeforms on the planet. We are 420 ppm carbon; it needs to be at 350, got it? Didja see all those countries walk out of the climate summit? It was mostly because of 5 intransigent first world nations; basically you misled bought off dummies. We know that there’s a diversified energy future out there but you bought off dummies rigged four elections and put the stupidest meanest criminal nazi people in the country in power, basically bent on killing off all life on the planet in the service of their braindead greed and will to power (Satan).
Now I have always believed that when people say no to something like directional drilling and fracking that they have to come up with something else. We have. See the report Carbon Free, Nuclear Free at They’ll give it to you for free too; wow, cool, free, FREE; what a concept. Free of lying greedy stupid corporate nazi influences in policymaking. Why shades of Bob Dole and Eisenhower, who fought the nazis in the second world war; I know that nazis pretty much suck as people too, and they’re not just kinda stupid, they’re really stupid, kinda like greed and bad information has made you. . . Send in the hit teams; I’ll be hard to kill.
I have already made a real hard choice for you; oil and outdated technology or food security Oklahoma is sitting on the Oglalla acquifer; if you mess up those groundwater formations, your agriculture is toast for at least the next five years and maybe a whole lot more. Notice how it is that the people in the Phillipines are asking for food and water, not oil and natural gas. So, I know; give them what they need because, hey, if you don’t, they starve to death. How do you maintain food security in a 100 year drought? You work really hard at preserving groundwater resources as things dry out. Then your wells don’t run dry or get poisoned as they are now. Go ahead and lie again about that; you’ll go to hell forever along with George and Dick.
So do me a favor; think and act independently for a change. Food security is more important than oil and gas. So make the acquifers that your agriculture and your people are dependent upon a higher priority than your stupid oil nazi friends and their damn wells. And remember, if you have any grandchildren, to keep them the hell away from Dick Chcney; he screws ’em, kills ’em, and maybe he eats them too; I don’t know you’d have to check with the secret service on the eating part, but we sure do know about the screwing part. Love ya,
Lyle Courtsal
PS Imagine this; you turn on the water faucet, and this weird brown liquid spurts out and then catches fire; WEIRD AND NOT GOOD!! It’s also kinda radioactive too. You don’t want it in your food or your water, period and that’s what happens when you don’t make an energy transformation for 40 years. See you in hell. . . though I may not be staying.


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Lyle Courtsal is a disabled author/activist who has worked variously as a school bus driver, tree planter, truck driver, and shipyard laborer. He has also attended three colleges, but prefers studying on his own. During the past several years, he has developed a street outreach method for getting intensively self-poisoned, dually-diagnosed addict/alcoholics off the streets and into truly helpful hands while maintaining constitutional standards of non-discrimination and privacy. His technique has an 80 percent success rate. Lyle likes really big, old, live trees; Frisbees; sailing; mid-70s long nose Kenworths going really fast; hardcore rock; true decency; generosity of spirit; and freedom. He presently more-or-less exists in Seattle, Washington. He goes to church at least once a month whether he needs it or not. Check out the book-Enjoy!!

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